i heard this from a fargo-ian.
two nuns are driving through transylvania late one night. there is lightning on the horizon and moon is full. all of a sudden, a tiny vampire jumps up onto the hood of their car!
"ahhh!" they scream. "what do we do?!" asks the driving nun.
"i don't know!" says the other. "wait! i just remember i put holy water in washer fluid! hit him with that!"
the nun turns on the sprayer and soaks the tiny vampire, who starts writhing in agony. the wipers slide back and forth, but the tiny vampire hangs on, badly burned but now more angry than ever.
"what do we do now!?!" cries the driving nun.
"i know! show him your cross!" says the other.
so the nun rolls down the window, leans out, flips him the bird and screams "GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAR!"
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